{
  "title": "Words",
  "url": "https://words.bananafleet.com/",
  "generated": "2026-09-17T23:45:50.874Z",
  "count": 4,
  "words": [
    {
      "word": "bananafleet",
      "slug": "bananafleet",
      "url": "https://words.bananafleet.com/w/bananafleet/",
      "pos": "noun",
      "ipa": "/bəˈnɑːnəfliːt/",
      "respell": "buh-NAH-nuh-fleet",
      "tags": [
        "speech",
        "absurd"
      ],
      "coined": "2026-09-17",
      "definition": "A group of people who say banana whenever the proper word is not to hand — lorem ipsum spoken aloud, every placeholder the same fruit. The missing word is never really the point. Once someone says “then we banana the banana until the banana is ready”, everyone in the fleet knows exactly which parts of that sentence were load-bearing, and the real words are left to arrive later, or never, and either is fine.",
      "examples": [
        "“Can you banana the banana before Friday?”",
        "“Sorry — I have gone completely banana.”"
      ],
      "image": "https://words.bananafleet.com/og/bananafleet.png"
    },
    {
      "word": "ooOoo",
      "slug": "ooo",
      "url": "https://words.bananafleet.com/w/ooo/",
      "pos": "adjective",
      "ipa": "/uːˈəʊuː/",
      "respell": "oo-OH-oo",
      "also": [
        "OOO",
        "out of office"
      ],
      "tags": [
        "work",
        "rest"
      ],
      "coined": "2026-09-17",
      "definition": "Not currently hustling. The state of having left one’s ambition on a chair somewhere and drifted off through a wall, audibly. An ooOoo person is neither lazy nor resting — both of those are verdicts, and both require someone to be keeping score. They are simply elsewhere, haunting their own calendar: present in the tooling, absent in the flesh, while the bananafleet sails on without them.",
      "examples": [
        "“She has been ooOoo since Thursday and the sprint board has not noticed.”",
        "“Do not @ him. He is deeply ooOoo.”"
      ],
      "image": "https://words.bananafleet.com/og/ooo.png"
    },
    {
      "word": "quibbletide",
      "slug": "quibbletide",
      "url": "https://words.bananafleet.com/w/quibbletide/",
      "pos": "noun",
      "ipa": "/ˈkwɪbəltaɪd/",
      "respell": "KWIB-ul-tide",
      "tags": [
        "speech",
        "time"
      ],
      "coined": "2026-09-17",
      "definition": "The stretch of a conversation where both people are only correcting each other, having long since agreed.",
      "examples": [
        "We hit quibbletide around minute forty."
      ],
      "image": "https://words.bananafleet.com/og/quibbletide.png"
    },
    {
      "word": "sockpuddle",
      "slug": "sockpuddle",
      "url": "https://words.bananafleet.com/w/sockpuddle/",
      "pos": "noun",
      "ipa": "/ˈsɒkpʌdəl/",
      "respell": "SOK-puh-dul",
      "tags": [
        "home",
        "dread"
      ],
      "coined": "2026-09-16",
      "definition": "The single cold patch of kitchen floor water that only ever finds a sock, never a shoe, and never the person who made it. Sockpuddles are believed to be conserved: cleaning one merely relocates it.",
      "examples": [
        "“Found the sockpuddle. It found me.”"
      ],
      "image": "https://words.bananafleet.com/og/sockpuddle.png"
    }
  ]
}