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ooOoo

adjective/uːˈəʊuː/oo-OH-oo

Not currently hustling. The state of having left one’s ambition on a chair somewhere and drifted off through a wall, audibly.

An ooOoo person is neither lazy nor resting — both of those are verdicts, and both require someone to be keeping score. They are simply elsewhere, haunting their own calendar: present in the tooling, absent in the flesh, while the bananafleet sails on without them.

“She has been ooOoo since Thursday and the sprint board has not noticed.”
— a standup, unbothered
“Do not @ him. He is deeply ooOoo.”
— a colleague, respectfully
Coined
Also
OOO, out of office
Etymology
from OOO, “out of office”, respelled as the noise a ghost makes on its way out of the building
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